What's wrong with my shorts?

I don't see why people have a problem with me and my shorts... not like I'm all that bad lookin'. I've been told my shorts have driven women wild and men insane... <wistful />

Posted by Daniel Short on Apr 2, 2003 at 12:00 AM | Categories: Rambling -

35 Comments

~Angela

~Angela wrote on 04/02/03 10:46 AM

<whistle>Woo baby! ;-) <action type="tossing" item="money" value="5" /></whistle>
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/02/03 10:46 AM

Only a fiver? Oy :)
Joel

Joel wrote on 04/02/03 10:48 AM

well ... they're hot pink for one. Just kidding, you and shorts can do what you wish, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own blog.
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/02/03 10:48 AM

Darn tootin' and stuff.
Dad

Dad wrote on 04/02/03 4:53 PM

Angela! You are just encouraging the poor soul by tossing money. BE CAREFUL!!!! Dad
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/02/03 4:53 PM

Well now you're just jealous ;)
Jay

Jay wrote on 04/02/03 8:55 PM

Well.. They wouldn't make it at the firehouse.. but I like 'em! ;)
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/02/03 8:55 PM

lol...
~Angela

~Angela wrote on 04/03/03 8:06 AM

Does that mean it wouldn't be a good idea to do this?... <whistle>Woo baby! ;-) <action type="waving" item="money" value="50" />Take if all off!</whistle>
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 8:06 AM

That's it, make him more jealous ;)
~Angela

~Angela wrote on 04/03/03 9:39 AM

How many pairs of shorts do you have on under there?! Talk about "layering"... Portland must be super cold.
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 9:39 AM

Um... a few?
Dad

Dad wrote on 04/03/03 10:30 AM

It would be a good way for him to get a decent computer I guess! DAD
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 10:31 AM

Okay... that was just cruel. If my parents had given me one for my b-day, I wouldn't have to resort to stripping and eating raw fish :'-(
Dad

Dad wrote on 04/03/03 10:32 AM

And at least he seems to have started changing them everyday as he was taught! DAD
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 10:32 AM

Well I didn't learn it from you....
~Angela

~Angela wrote on 04/03/03 10:35 AM

Hey, why didn't I think of that... <search site="Google" term="stripping employment opportunities" /> :-)
~Angela

~Angela wrote on 04/03/03 10:39 AM

You've trained him well Mr. Short :-)
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 10:39 AM

Don't encourage him missy... :)
brenda

brenda wrote on 04/03/03 12:17 PM

I was wondering about the new dance. Wondered if I was so bad off that I hadn't noticed before, glad to know that I haven't completely lost it. Now I have to be careful who is watching when I open this, don't want any of my students getting any ideas, not that they care what is on my computer anyway unless it is something to get them out of working!!! It is kinda weird to see you nephews shorts!! But then weirdness always did run in certain branches of the family!!
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 12:17 PM

Weirdness has always been passed down the male side of the family. I place the blame for all of my weirdness squarely on my father's shoulders.
~Angela

~Angela wrote on 04/03/03 12:57 PM

Is this a record Dan? Most comments made on any post you've made? :-)
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 12:57 PM

My underwear has that affect on people.
brenda

brenda wrote on 04/03/03 1:15 PM

I agree it must come from the male side, I know that I certainly had NOTHING to do with your dad being the way he is!!!!!!
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/03/03 1:15 PM

I hadn't thought of that. Maybe it's really you and Vicky that did it to us..... <suspicion>ya never know...</suspicion>
Laurie

Laurie wrote on 04/06/03 8:42 AM

Hey Dan...you tired or something this morning? Your pants go down, but they don't come back up. Too early for that kinda stuff! :-D
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/06/03 8:42 AM

Just trying to wake you up :)
Laurie

Laurie wrote on 04/06/03 11:59 AM

Big Bird? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/06/03 11:59 AM

It's SpongeBob... oy...
Derren

Derren wrote on 04/06/03 6:40 PM

Hey Laurie, I don't know if it's worse for him to have a bird on them, or a sponge in them!?!
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/06/03 6:40 PM

You obviously don't know who SpongeBob Squarepants is...
laurie

laurie wrote on 04/07/03 8:28 AM

<snip>It's SpongeBob... oy...</snip> ROFL!! Ok, I see it now...but damn, I had to look really close to see that...and I'm not sure I wanna do that, lol. From a safe distance it still looks like big bird. ;-D
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 04/07/03 8:28 AM

:)
Rendie

Rendie wrote on 05/28/03 3:42 PM

I like your shorts Dan. I don't how much that means coming from your cousin but hey it may boost your self esteem right. I just thought i might say HI to everyone. luv yas
Daniel Short

Daniel Short wrote on 05/28/03 3:42 PM

:-), WELCOME!!! And I won't take it wrong :). Been a long time since I've chatted with any of you guys. I'll have to hit you up in the email and find out how things are going. I plan on being back in Amarillo for Thanksgiving, so I can see everyone.